A Day in the Life...
(An online chat btwn myself (M:) and Adam (A:) before 10:45am. When
the caps end I'll clarify who is speaking (obviously I'm the one
frantically yelling in caps). M: omgoodness!!!
THESE HORMONES ARE DRIVING ME INSANE!!!!!!
?
ah
I'm sorry I'M CLEANING HOUSE LIKE A WOMAN POSSESSED, ON STEROIDS, WITH SUPER
IRRITATING CHILDREN SPEAKING IN HIGHLY ELEVATED TONES
GET ME OUT OF THIS FRICKIN BODY!!!!!
F***ING PMS CRAP
THE UPPER CASE IS NOT ACCIDENTAL
THIS IS HOW I'M MENTALLY SPEAKING yea, I gathered NO, YOU HAVE NO FRACKING IDEA
AND DON'T YOU DARE CORRECT MY SPELLING
I DON'T KNOW THAT I'VE EVER TYPED THIS HARD
MY POOR LAPTOP don't break your laptop...
you've been reading dooce this morning, haven't you? NO, NOT YET
THIS IS PURELY YOUR F***ED UP WIFE
WHY DOES LILY HAVE TO SPEAK SO FAST AND SO IRRITATINGLY SHRILLY AND
SAY EVERYTHING OVER AND OEVER AND OVER AND OEVER AND OVER AND OVER AND
OEVER
M: not calming down but now even the caps are bugging me
A: her goal is to drive you insane, you see
M:i thought that was the job of inanimate objects
why won't shildren leave me alone!!???
shildren, hahaha
okay, going to go now. just thought I'd give you an amusing peek
into my charming day
A: hmm
M: enjoy your adult friends while you can
soon enough the evil children will get to you too
they're out to get all of us!!!
save me!!
A: run!
run for the hills!
M: my head hurts
A: I'm sorry
i love you....
M: I'm hypervemtilating (but you could probably guess that)
GET ME A DECENT PHONE SOON!!!!
A: just sit for 3-4 minutes and try some deep breathing
M: I'M DYING WITHOUT TEXTING AND INTERNET ACCES
A: can you distract the kids with a movie?
M: I KNEW HAVING AN IPHONE WOULD PERMANENTLY CORRUPT ME
k, taking my crazy self to cover Lily's naked butt, no matter how
cute it is
gotta feed the wee ones, too
A: ok
M: still cracks me up that Lily used a Scottish accent this am
Did you get the tax article I sent you earlier?
A: yea
thank
M: haha you're misspelling, too
leaving now, love you! Told you this blog was my random, insane rantings!
the caps end I'll clarify who is speaking (obviously I'm the one
frantically yelling in caps). M: omgoodness!!!
THESE HORMONES ARE DRIVING ME INSANE!!!!!!
?
ah
I'm sorry I'M CLEANING HOUSE LIKE A WOMAN POSSESSED, ON STEROIDS, WITH SUPER
IRRITATING CHILDREN SPEAKING IN HIGHLY ELEVATED TONES
GET ME OUT OF THIS FRICKIN BODY!!!!!
F***ING PMS CRAP
THE UPPER CASE IS NOT ACCIDENTAL
THIS IS HOW I'M MENTALLY SPEAKING yea, I gathered NO, YOU HAVE NO FRACKING IDEA
AND DON'T YOU DARE CORRECT MY SPELLING
I DON'T KNOW THAT I'VE EVER TYPED THIS HARD
MY POOR LAPTOP don't break your laptop...
you've been reading dooce this morning, haven't you? NO, NOT YET
THIS IS PURELY YOUR F***ED UP WIFE
WHY DOES LILY HAVE TO SPEAK SO FAST AND SO IRRITATINGLY SHRILLY AND
SAY EVERYTHING OVER AND OEVER AND OVER AND OEVER AND OVER AND OVER AND
OEVER
M: not calming down but now even the caps are bugging me
A: her goal is to drive you insane, you see
M:i thought that was the job of inanimate objects
why won't shildren leave me alone!!???
shildren, hahaha
okay, going to go now. just thought I'd give you an amusing peek
into my charming day
A: hmm
M: enjoy your adult friends while you can
soon enough the evil children will get to you too
they're out to get all of us!!!
save me!!
A: run!
run for the hills!
M: my head hurts
A: I'm sorry
i love you....
M: I'm hypervemtilating (but you could probably guess that)
GET ME A DECENT PHONE SOON!!!!
A: just sit for 3-4 minutes and try some deep breathing
M: I'M DYING WITHOUT TEXTING AND INTERNET ACCES
A: can you distract the kids with a movie?
M: I KNEW HAVING AN IPHONE WOULD PERMANENTLY CORRUPT ME
k, taking my crazy self to cover Lily's naked butt, no matter how
cute it is
gotta feed the wee ones, too
A: ok
M: still cracks me up that Lily used a Scottish accent this am
Did you get the tax article I sent you earlier?
A: yea
thank
M: haha you're misspelling, too
leaving now, love you! Told you this blog was my random, insane rantings!
